Vatican weighs in on Brazil rape case

From the BBC

A senior Vatican cleric has defended the excommunication in Brazil of the mother and doctors of a young girl who had an abortion with their help.

The nine-year-old had conceived twins after alleged abuse by her stepfather.

Cardinal Giovanni Battista Re told Italian paper La Stampa that the twins "had the right to live" and attacks on Brazil's Catholic Church were unfair.

Yes..attacks on Brazil's Catholic church are unfair. Why should the morons at the top get away without any attacks?

Let's imagine some more accurate headlines and stories....

VATICAN UPSET WITH SUSPENSION OF DEATH SENTENCE FOR 9 YEAR OLD HUSSY.

The Vatican today came out in favor of the excommunication of those who saved the life of a 9 year old rape victim by allowing the abortion of the twin fetus's she was carrying "How dare the mother of the girl and those doctors interfere with Our Lord's death sentence on this sinner and harlot" said someone or other who claims moral authority over everyone in the world just because he gets to wear funny clothes.

In a related story, the stepfather who committed the rapes over a period of 3 years or more has confessed, and will be welcomed into heaven with open arms. The Vatican is considering bringing him further into the church by making him an archbishop because of his showing of moral character, and also to help offset the cruel loss of his sperm fertilized eggs....

Below...more dubious moral characters..


It's somehow comforting to see that the new faces of the repugs have the same high intellectual rigor of the previous lot...







...speaking of high intellectual rigor




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